Humor of the week

THE SUCCESS OF
MARRIAGE
 Once upon a time a married couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary.

They had
become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in their
period of 25
years.

Local
newspaper editors had gathered at the occasion to find out the secret of their
well known “happy going marriage”.

 Editor: ” Sir. It’s
amazingly unbelievable. How did you make this possible?
 ”
 Husband recalling his old honeymoon days
said:

” We had been to Shimla for honeymoon after
marriage.

Having
selected the horse riding finally, we both started the ride on different
horses.

My horse
was pretty okay but the horse on which my wife was riding seemed to be a crazy
one.
On the
way ahead, that horse jumped suddenly, making my wife topple
over.

Recovering her position from the ground, she patted the horse’s
back and said “This is your first time”.

She
again climbed the horse and continued with the ride. After a while, it
happened
again.

This
time she again kept calm and said “This is your second time” and
continued.

When the
horse dropped her third time, she silently took out the revolver from
the purse
and shot the horse dead !!
I
shouted at my wife: “What did you do you psycho. You killed the poor
animal. Are
you  crazy?” ..
She gave
a silent look and said: “This is your first
time!!!”.”

 Husband: “That’s it.
We are happy ever after.  “

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