Three employees were in the bathroom standing at the urinals.
The first employee finished and walked over to the sink to wash his hands
He then proceeded to dry his hands very carefully.
He used paper towel after paper towel and ensured that every single spot of water on his hands was dried
Turning to the other two employees, he said, “At Hewlett Packard, we are trained to be extremely thorough.”
The second employee finished his task at the urinal and he proceeded to wash his hands.
He used a single paper towel and made sure that he dried his hands using every available portion of the paper towel.
He turned and said, “At Lockheed-Martin, not only are we trained to be extremely thorough, but we are also trained to be extremely efficient.”
The third employee finished and walked straight for the door, shouting over his shoulder, “At Apple Computer, Inc. we don’t pee on our hands.”