This is how a good business is done

Father speaks to his son:

Father : “I want you to marry a girl of my choice”

Son : “I will choose my own bride!”

Father: “But the girl is Bill Gates’s daughter.”

Son : “Well, in that case… OK”

Next Father approaches Bill Gates.

Father: “I have a husband for your daughter.”

Bill Gates: “But my daughter is too young to marry!”

Father: “But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.”

Bill Gates: “Ah, in that case… OK”

Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Father: “I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.”

President: “But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!”

Father: “But this young man is Bill Gates’s son-in-law.”

President: “Ah, in that case… OK”

This is how a good business is done

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Life today has become full of ‘less’

Our phone  : Cordless
Dress : Sleeveless
Youth : Jobless
Leaders : Shameless
Govt: Hopeless
Police: Clueless
Policies: Aimless
Conduct: Worthless
Relations: Meaningless
Attitudes: Careless
Feelings: Heartless
Arguments: Baseless
Futures: Directionless
Education: Valueless
Jobs: Thankless
& still our expectations are Endless !!
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A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!


It’s an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master


An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either


The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present


The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece


The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power!


A place where divorce comes before marriage


A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on


A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before


A book which people praise, but never read


A curve that can set a lot of things straight!


A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life


The only time when some married men ever get to open their mouth


A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do


Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together


The name men give to their Mistakes


An invention to bring an end to all inventions


A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead


A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip


A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river


A person who while falling from EIFFEL TOWER says in midway “SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!”


A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in OPPORTUNITY


A person who lives poor so that he can die RICH!


A banker provided by nature


A guy no different from the other, unless he gets caught


Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early


One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence Later


A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by his bills!

This is from me:


Where hours are lost but minutes are kept.

What are the ‘big rocks’ in your life?

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One day, an expert in time management was speaking to a group of business students and, to drive home a point, used an illustration those students will never forget.

As he stood in front of the group of high-powered overachievers he said, “Okay, time for a quiz?”, and he pulled out a one-gallon, wide-mouth Mason jar and set it on the table in front of him.

He also produced about a dozen fist-sized rocks and carefully placed them, one at a time, into the jar. When the jar was filled to the top and no more rocks would fit inside, he asked, “Is this jar full?”.

Everyone in the class yelled, Yes! The time management expert replied, “Really?”. He reached under the table and pulled out a bucket of gravel. He dumped some gravel in and shook the jar causing pieces of gravel to work themselves down into the spaces between the big rocks.

He then asked the group once more, “Is the jar full?” By this time the class was on to him. “Probably not”, one of them answered. Good! he replied. He reached underthe table and brought out a bucket of sand. He started dumping the sand in the jar and it went into all of the spaces left between the rocks and the gravel.

Once more he asked the question, “Is this jar full?” “No!” the class shouted. Once again he said, Good! Then he grabbed a pitcher of water and began to pour it in until the jar was filled to the brim.

He looked at the class and asked, “What is the point of this illustration?” One eager student raised his hand and said, “The point is, no matter how full your schedule is, if you try really hard you can always fit some more things in it!”.

“No”, the speaker replied, that’s not the point. “The truth is, this illustration teaches us that if you don’t put the big rocks in first, you’ll never get them in at all.”

“What are the ‘big rocks’ in your life, time with your loved ones, your faith, your education, your dreams, a worthy cause, teaching or mentoring others. Remember to put these ‘big rocks’ in first or you’ll never get them in at all.”

So, tonight, or in the morning, when you are reflecting on this short story, ask yourself this question – What are the ‘big rocks’ in my life Then, put those in your jar first.


Don’t Keep D..I..S..T.. A..N..C..E

  A saint asked his disciples, ‘Why do we shout in anger? Why do people shout at each other when they are upset?’

Disciples thought for a while, one of them said, ‘Because we lose our calm, we shout for that.’

 ‘But, why to shout when the other person is just next to you?’ asked the saint. ‘Isn’t it possible to speak to him or her with a soft voice? Why do you shout at a person when you’re angry?’

 Disciples gave some other answers but none satisfied the saint.

 Finally he explained, ‘When two people are angry at each other, their hearts distance a lot. To cover that distance they must shout to be able to hear each other.

 The angrier they are, the stronger they will have to shout to hear each other through that great distance.’

 Then the saint asked, ‘What happens when two people fall in love? They don’t shout at each other but talk softly, why? Because their hearts are very close. The distance between them is very small…’

 The saint continued, ‘When they love each other even more, what happens? They do not speak, only whisper and they get even closer to each other in their love.

 Finally they even need not whisper, they only look at each other and that’s all. That is how close two people are when they love each other.’


When you argue do not let your hearts get distant, do not say words that distance each other more, else there will come a day when the distance is so great that you will not find the path to return.

What Heaven and Hell are like?

A Holy man was having a conversation with the Lord one day and said,’Lord, I would like to know what Heaven and Hell are like.’ The Lord led the holy man to two doors. He opened one of the doors and the holy man looked in. In the middle of the room was a large round table.. In the middle of the table was a large pot of stew, which smelled delicious and made the holy man’s mouth water. The people sitting around the table were thin and sickly. They appeared to be famished. They were holding spoons with very long handles that were strapped to their arms and each found it possible to reach into the pot of stew and take a spoonful. But because the handle was longer than their arms, they could not get the spoons back into their mouths. The holy man shuddered at the sight of their misery and suffering. The Lord said, ‘You have seen Hell..

They went to the next room and opened the door. It was exactly the same as the first one. There was the large round table with the large pot of stew which made the holy man’s mouth water. The people were equipped with the same long-handled spoons, but here the people were well nourished and plump,laughing and talking. The holy man said, ‘I don’t understand. ‘It is simple,’ said the Lord.

‘It requires but one skill. You see, they have learned to feed each other. The greedy think only of themselves.’